Bart's Famous Quotes...

So, I ran across this list about a week ago as I was clearing out the "spare bedroom". (Also known as the "Junk Room", to give you some idea of what it contains.)

Anyway, this list was compiled by my brother, Ryan, as he attended Ball State University. He had a roommate his freshman year, named Bart, that talked in his sleep. So, being the sensitive and kind-hearted person that Ryan is, he decided to start a list of the sayings so that he could pull it out at parties and laugh at him. Attached are the highlights of that list.

Bart's Famous Quotes:

• The sunflower goes to the left!
• Well I guess, DANG!
• It's fun. I drove a couple of times.
• Man, these guys can run...or this guy.
• I'm legit
• Come on man, I'm trying to hold my knee in as much as possible.
• You could shut the door!
• Why don't we just fucking leave!? It's just us, isn't it?
• Take this. Take this. Mom. Take this, mom. Mom. MOM!
• Oh shoot! I should have filled up these stupid star-jar thingy majigers.
• Whoops!
• What are we supposed to do? What questions are we to ask?
• You scum!
• Yeah, all right...all right...Wow!!! Uh-oh.
• I don't know, the last time I played jazz with Rocky Julioo was when the kid was in the seventh grade.
• It's too serious, too thick, too many.
• Cause, it was open Saturday, ya' fool!
  
• Are you having a hard time breathing?
• Did you catch it, Ryan?
• Easy dude, easy dude, easy dude, easy dude, there's no one coming.
• The essays that we need are two big boards to put each word on.
• Did my things come in dad? They did? Sweet!
• I screwed this one in on the wrong side.
• Wait a minute, wait a minute. We don't want to go this way. Why am I going this way? Ooops!
• Ohh, the Rodney King one. This one.
• Especially Allison.
• This goes inward, that goes outward.
• Knock a hundred dollars off there.
• What time is it? Ya know man? Huh? Brent? Hey, Brent?
• Is there glue that goes all the way around this building?
• Jerry scared us.
• Faith!
• It's longer than shit. It's not for me. It's for Dave, I think.
• Dude, he's got me right now, man. I'm serious.
• Mom, I don't know what the song is called.
• Fiberglass broke. Fiberglass broke...the hull. Weak-ass boat.
• Well, I just want to know what the hell it is.

Ah...memories...